(Source: flay-otters, via thisisnotapenwar)
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
i was giggling so sadistically ahahaha
I cackle every time this comes through my dash or newsfeed.
(Source: vimeo.com, via tony-turtle-of-the-veil)
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
(Source: l0stkeys, via unrealendings)
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
(via unrealendings)
